“Master, they say you know the Answer. They say you reveal it to those who ask.”
“Do they? Must be Second Apprentice again, he’s always gossiping.”
“But you are so wise, surely you Know?”
“Those who know, don’t accidentally set their robes on fire lighting incense.”
“Pardon?”
“Ancient proverb.”
“Master, please, I’ve come so far…”
“Consider the lilies of the field.”
“I don’t think—”
“Alright, consider the begonias, then.”
“Look! If you don’t know, just bloody well say so, life’s short and there’s much to do, I can’t waste time on pointless… navel-gazing… Oh.”
“It’s nice, Knowing, isn’t it?”
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